
Crypto’s Chaotic September: Token Burns, ETF Bleeds, and SWIFT Flexes • 67
September in crypto was a fever dream: WLFI nuked $1.43M in tokens, Ether ETFs cried for 5 days straight, Linea got the SWIFT stamp, Tether whispered $500B flex, Bitcoin lost its starter-pack crown, and ETH said 'fork you' in November. All 67’d up.