WLFI Burned, But Did It 67?
Trump-linked World Liberty Financial (WLFI) decided to toss 7.89M tokens ($1.43M) into the blockchain furnace like it was a Black Friday sale.
- 99% of holders said “yeet it”—excluding community pools, because decentralization but not really.
- Trump fam still chilling on a $5B WLFI bag.
- Price? A casual $0.20—down bad from $0.40 ATH.
The vibes? Volatility meets family business, and 67% of traders are coping with “ngmi” memes.
Ether ETFs Cry Me a River (67 Days Straight? Not Yet.)
ETH ETFs went on a five-day outflow streak, losing $795.8M, while Ether itself slipped 10% to ~$3,995.
- SEC still won’t say if staking’s allowed.
- Grayscale’s like “fine, I’ll stake it myself.”
- Even Bitcoin ETFs saw $897.6M exit, but analysts still calling them “the biggest launch ever” because cope is bullish.
67 energy = retail panic selling while institutions tweet “this is fine” dog memes.
Linea Pulls a 67 with SWIFT
SWIFT—the boomers’ WhatsApp for banks—picked Linea (ETH L2) for a pilot.
- Involved BNP Paribas, BNY, and other suit-wearing megabanks.
- Linea price jumped 14% to $0.029 like it was shotgunned with Red Bull.
- SWIFT said: “let’s go blockchain, but make it 67.”
Institutions trying DeFi is like watching dads use TikTok—awkward, but somehow bullish.
Tether Wants That 67 Flex Valuation
Bloomberg whispered: Tether seeking $15–20B funding at a $500B valuation.
- SoftBank + Ark might throw bags.
- Would make Tether one of the largest private firms globally—yes, even bigger than companies with actual offices.
- Paolo Ardoino & Giancarlo Devasini sitting on anime-villain-level wealth if this hits.
67 vibes: from FUD king to Wall Street’s awkward prom date.
Bitcoin No Longer the Starter Pack (67% of Normies Choose Altcoins?)
Survey says:
- 10% of retail have never bought BTC.
- Only 54% of newbies start with it anymore.
- The rest go straight to ETH, Solana, memecoins, or “whatever TikTok says.”
Bitcoin is still the king, but apparently not the entry-level 67 experience anymore.
Ethereum’s November Fork = Fusaka 67 Mode
ETH devs dropping the Fusaka fork in November:
- Focus = scalability + smoother EVM vibes.
- Market? ETH dipped, whales moved 100K+ bags, RSI screaming “oversold” like it’s 2017 again.
- Analysts say: looks like a healthy correction, not a funeral.
Fork season = ETH about to hit the gym, 67 reps only.
Final 67 Take
September was peak crypto chaos:
- WLFI’s burn cosplay,
- ETH ETFs sobbing,
- Linea-SWIFT collab speedrunning TradFi memes,
- Tether flirting with $500B flex,
- BTC losing its starter-pack clout,
- ETH prepping for a glow-up fork.
Crypto is still the ultimate 67 rollercoaster—if you’re not screaming, you’re not strapped in.
Disclaimer: Educational commentary only. Crypto is volatile; do your own research.